San Diego, CA: The Marshall family ceased all non-essential family functions today, following a shut down caused by the family's inability to agree on either a pepperoni or cheese pizza for delivery.
Under the shut down, signing of school permission slips, purchasing of food for the family's cat, trips to Grandma's house, and basic familial love will be suspended indefinitely.
"I'm sick of it," fumed Janet Marshall. "My husband is pulling the same kind of brinksmanship that led to the family game night fiasco. He needs stop holding this family hostage."