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Larry Bacow Invests Your Leftover BoardPlus Into The Prison Industrial Complex

CAMBRIDGE, MA- With the 2018-19 academic year drawing to a close, President Larry Bacow announced that undergraduate students’ remaining BoardPlus will be invested in the prison industrial complex—Every penny not spent on soy lattes and muffins will be directed toward the containment and dehumanization of human beings.

HUDS Opens New BoardPlus Location Behind Elaborate Obstacle Course

Cambridge, MA — Harvard University Dining Services recently announced the opening of a new BoardPlus café, conveniently located behind an elaborate obstacle course.

8 Amazing Lifehacks For When You Run Out of BoardPlus

It's that time of the year again. You either ran out of BoardPlus already or are down to your last dollars. Not to worry- Satire V has you covered. Here's a complete list of what you should do as your account balance nears zero:
1) Go to coffee with your advisers, TFs, and Professors.
"TF" stands for "Totally Funded," right?
2) Try Fly-By!
Some people consider the coffee at Fly-By underneath Anneberg "a kind of beverage."