CAMBRIDGE, MA – Katie MacArthur ’22 posted her Spotify Wrapped on Facebook yesterday, only to shock her online following with an unexpectedly erotic taste in music.

“Not surprised at all!!! LOL ” Katie posted alongside a list that claimed her number one song this past year was “How Many Licks?” by Lil’ Kim.   

STOCKHOLM — After months of research and development, engineers at Spotify have finished a groundbreaking playback algorithm that shows Sara a live feed of the music you are definitely listening to right now. Spotify’s thorough analysis of the beloved iPod Classic you told her must have fallen out of her backpack has mathematically confirmed that convincing Sara you actually like Animal Collective is the key to her bespectacled heart.