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 CAMBRIDGE, MA – Katie MacArthur ’22 posted her Spotify Wrapped on Facebook yesterday, only to shock her online following with an unexpectedly erotic taste in music.

“Not surprised at all!!! LOL ” Katie posted alongside a list that claimed her number one song this past year was “How Many Licks?” by Lil’ Kim.   

Several of Katie’s friends expressed deep concern at her lascivious selection. “I mean, I’m a little taken aback. This is the girl I wake up with at 8am every morning to go to morning prayer. How can I sleep at night knowing she’s probably on the top bunk blasting “Deep Throat” by CupcakKe into her virgin ears?” said Katie’s roommate, Shawna Chesterton ’22.

Fellow freshman Mark Meyers remarked, “Honestly, I think it’s dope she spent 17% of last year listening to Peaches’ hit 2006 studio album Impeach My Bush. Girls with quirky music taste are so cute tbh.” 

Commenting on her unconventional music choices, Katie said “I really feel a spiritual connection with these artists. Like, when Eminem growls, “Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube,” I swear it takes me right back to Sunday School. Either that, or my first failed pet ownership experience.” 

Katie continued, “I also just want to send a shoutout to Flo Rida for his landmark piece, 'Whistle.' From the tender age of 12, you’ve always kept me shakin that ass. Without you, I never would have made it to Spotify telling me that Riskay had the pleasure of sharing 'Smell Yo Dick' with me for 14 hours. I assure you, the pleasure was intensely mine.” 

Katie encouraged readers to keep their ears tuned into WHRB for her upcoming 1-hour program: “Katie’s Faves: A Four-AM Musical Fisting.”

 

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