1. Turn your zoom breakout session into a zoom makeout session
Remember you can’t spell quarantine without U R A Q T
2. Love is in the share
Ask to screenshare and have tabs open to “am I too good at sex” or “how to be less understanding and emotionally intelligent.” Be sure to act embarrassed, but not surprised.
3. Claim “host” ownership, then remove the professor and all the other students except your crush and pretend like it's destiny
The class won’t know whom to assume entombed the zoom room to doom.
4. Send Zudes
Pictures of zoobies, zooty, or zoochie never hurt...
5. Tell your crush how you feel
The best tip we could give you is to embrace honesty and confront your emotions like a fucking adult.
6. Beguile and Bamzoozle!
A little pity never hurt. Fake your death and hold a zumeral.