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Harvard administrators removed all ASL classes from the college in the fall of 1994, after it was discovered that Harvard’s basketball team had used the language to communicate answers during a Gov1310 midterm.
As spectators excitedly gather to watch the 118th Boston Marathon, many of the runners can be heard grumbling about the much-anticipated event.
Harvard administrators removed all ASL classes from the college in the fall of 1994, after it was discovered that Harvard’s basketball team had used the language to communicate answers during a Gov1310 midterm.
In what he calls “an exciting development,” Dean of Student Life Stephen Lassonde has announced a solution to the conundrum posed by the recent renovation of Quincy House under which, until today, students would not have been provided with free on-campus summer storage space.

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Harvard administrators removed all ASL classes from the college in the fall of 1994, after it was discovered that Harvard’s basketball team had used the language to communicate answers during a Gov1310 midterm.

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As spectators excitedly gather to watch the 118th Boston Marathon, many of the runners can be heard grumbling about the much-anticipated event.

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In response to the continuing reports of Russian troops on the Ukrainian border, NATO has determined that it will suspend “all practical civilian and military cooperation” with Moscow.

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