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"We need to recognize that the American oil industry has ever-changing tastes," Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) told reporters. "And this new bill gives our refineries more bang for their energy buck."
"We need to recognize that the American oil industry has ever-changing tastes," Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) told reporters. "And this new bill gives our refineries more bang for their energy buck."
“When you see people of the same race, orientation, and gender as you somehow win an Oscar, despite a lifetime of benefiting from institutional privilege and subconscious racial bias, it really gives you hope."
Following the ban by the Oklahoma state legislature of AP U.S. History in public high schools due to its emphasis on the “negative aspects” of the American narrative, the Wichita and Apache tribes have legally reclaimed ownership of the entire state of Oklahoma.

Harvard

When asked for comment, FAS officials merely expressed surprise that tenured professors ever thought this might apply to them in the first place.

Region

“Was this primal gesture of acknowledgement directed towards myself? In which case, I should probably respond equivalently to further this social connection.”

U.S.

"We need to recognize that the American oil industry has ever-changing tastes," Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) told reporters. "And this new bill gives our refineries more bang for their energy buck."

World

Citing fears of the measles epidemic that has spread to many American cities, several officials in West Africa have proposed temporarily prohibiting travelers from the United States from entering the country.

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Pumpkin Lattes are Basic as Fuck: vs. Pumpkin Lattes are a Nectar of the Gods:

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....he’ll probably want to “catch up some time”.