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“Lex Luthor’s a great character, and definitely going to be a force to be reckoned with in this movie,” Eisenberg said. “He’s got a massive criminal empire, a bunch of dangerous futuristic weaponry, and really biting sarcasm.”
“Lex Luthor’s a great character, and definitely going to be a force to be reckoned with in this movie,” Eisenberg said. “He’s got a massive criminal empire, a bunch of dangerous futuristic weaponry, and really biting sarcasm.”
Harvard College has been rocked by sectarian violence in the aftermath of Housing Day, a holy day for many who attend the college.
It’s that special time of year again, when you squeeze into last summer’s shorts, go to JP Licks for something other than hot cocoa, and feign interest in sports for the ten minutes it takes to put together a bracket for March Madness.

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Harvard College has been rocked by sectarian violence in the aftermath of Housing Day, a holy day for many who attend the college.

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“Was this primal gesture of acknowledgement directed towards myself? In which case, I should probably respond equivalently to further this social connection.”

U.S.

“Lex Luthor’s a great character, and definitely going to be a force to be reckoned with in this movie,” Eisenberg said. “He’s got a massive criminal empire, a bunch of dangerous futuristic weaponry, and really biting sarcasm.”

World

On February 27, 1960, children in a Leningrad playground were shocked and horrified when their playmate, Boris Nazarov, disappeared in the middle of the jungle gym.

Opinion

The competition for getting into elite colleges seems to be getting more intense, leaving frustrated students, parents, and counselors to wonder: Does it really matter where you go to college?

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