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A SatireV exclusive investigation revealed that Kim broke the Internet last week when she attempted to log onto her Gmail account and found that no webpages were loading.
A SatireV exclusive investigation revealed that Kim broke the Internet last week when she attempted to log onto her Gmail account and found that no webpages were loading.
In the announcement, Dean of Undergraduate Education Jay M. Harris validated suspicions that the College employs a softer grading standard than many of its peer institutions.
“You know, the one where I scrunch up my chin and look real sad?” said a graying, defeated, and tired Obama. “One photo—whole presidency down the crapper.”

Harvard

In the announcement, Dean of Undergraduate Education Jay M. Harris validated suspicions that the College employs a softer grading standard than many of its peer institutions.

Region

The dreaded disease treebola has reached the United States. Health officials have urged the public not to panic, while emphasizing the severity of the crisis. “Several acres have reportedly been infected, the air around them has gotten chillier, and we have already begun to quarantine all infected trees in the region,“ said Dr. Margaret Chan of the World Health Organization. “We have never seen anything of this magnitude.”

U.S.

A SatireV exclusive investigation revealed that Kim broke the Internet last week when she attempted to log onto her Gmail account and found that no webpages were loading.

World

Deep Space—Several hours after the Philae spacecraft’s historic landing, sources report that Comet 67P//Churyumov-Gerasimenko is wondering if the probe is in yet.

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Just how unexpected was the Giants’ run to World Series glory? A study by the Satire V Statistics Bureau found that approximately 100% of teams who win Game 7 of the World Series go on to capture that year’s World Series Championship.