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Our Staff:

President

Brenda Chiang

Editors-in-Chief

Emily Zauzmer

Cat Zhang

Associate Editors

Shera Avi-Yonah

Molly Baxter

Hanna Mularczyk

Freddie Shanel

Josie Wolf

Graphics Editor

Kevin Bao

Video Director

Kody Stremick

Business Director

Grace Ramsey

Pranks and Publicity Chair

Teddy Sevilla

Webmasters

Cameron Cohen

Will McConnell

Social Chair

Hannah Johnston

Historian

Posy Stoller

Comp Directors

Haydn Bradstreet

Teddy Sevilla

Staff Writers

Juan Arenas Shera Avi-Yonah Molly Baxter Robyn Beese Max Benegas Maxwell Black Haydn Bradstreet Nathaniel Brodsky Cynthia Chang Brenda Chiang Andrew Cho Emily Choi Will Christenfeld Luke Civantos Rachel Clemens Becca Cleveland Stout Cameron Cohen Michael Colavita Justin Curtis Jack Daley Sunaina Danziger Matthew Deutsch Stergios Dinopoulos Sarah Dunn Nick Durham Sophie Edouard Noah Epstein Landy Erlick Aaron Fogelson Rachel Freed Claire Fridkin Matthew Goodkin-Gold Gabriel Grand Jenna Gray Nick Grundlingh James Gui Mason Hale Zindzi Hammond-Hanson Salman Haque Nicholas Heath Hillman Hollister Jennifer Hu Yinyu Ji Bobae Johnson Rachel Kahn Fred Kelly Daniel Kenny Joel Kwartler Teddy Landis Lydia Lavrova Jacob Licht Joanna Liu Alasdair MacKenzie Nicky Maxwell Will McConnell Kai McNamee Belén Mella Claire Millett Jiha Min Patrick Moran  Hanna Mularczyk Jack Obeng-Marnu Eliza Oehmler Benny Paris Mikeal Parsons Sarah Perlmutter Grace Ramsey Jacob Rienstra Claire Rivkin Sarah Rossman Michael Sanky Tess Saperstein Elena Schwartz Teddy Sevilla Freddie Shanel Carl Sibley Posy Stoller Archana Somasegar Sam Sosland Derek Speedy Sarah Stevens Kody Stremick Kyle Sutton Catherine Tu Ashim Vaish Akash Wasil Sophie Webster Max Weiss Thomas Westbrook Gracie Western Savannah Whaley Josie Wolf Michael Wornow Sali Yi Emily Zauzmer Cat Zhang

Graphics Board

Kevin Bao Max Benegas Toni Chan Pierre Hirschler SJ Johanson Aaron Olkin Teddy Sevilla Mai-Linh Ton Julius Wade Max Wang

Presidents Emeriti

Kozhy Koh Leah Schulson Gus Mayopoulos Alicia Mergenthaler William Keith Toni Chan

Editors-in-Chief Emeriti

Ari Weisbard Sagar Mehta Josh Rosenthal Keri Mabry Arash Gharib Amy Rosenthal Bryan Haut Kozhy Koh Jeremy Patashnik Scott Reed Myles McDonough Leah Schulson Gus Mayopoulos Alicia Mergenthaler Jackson Gzehoviak Dashiell Young-Saver Matthew Disler Daniel Kenny