****DO NOT STOP READING**** U WILL DIE DEAD IF YOU STOP READING
Once you've opened this, if you do not take my Psych 18 survey and forward it to at least 5 unique email lists, the evil clown standing next to me will pull the trigger, and then appear by your bedside at night singing a creepy song. Also, you will never be kissed by your crush.
I am literally so desperate. I would do anything to get you to take this survey--
I would lie about the existence of gift cards, I would lie about the amount of time it takes to complete my survey, I will eventually just fabricate data, I will stand in front of the Honor Council on academic dishonesty charges and lie, I will be asked to take a semester off, I will nurse my amphetamine addiction during my time off, I will bake SWEET TREATS! for everyone who completes the survey. I'll even take YOUR survey (that one was a lie).
Oh God, he's getting angrier. He says you should take my short, 2 minute survey on The top ten places to get lunch in the Square, or he's "gonna end me right fucking here and now," and "all these FREE $3 Amazon Gift cards will go to waste." You don't want that, do you?
Take the survey here!
© 2014
Category:
