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A Comprehensive Guide to Black Friday Shopping

  1. Make a list. Your shopping will be more efficient if you know what you are going to buy beforehand!
  2. Hunt for some coupons online. It's always good to know the discounts before you go!
  3. Get a good night’s rest—you’ll have to wake up early in order to get all the best deals!
  4. Wake the fuck up. It’s 2 a.m. You overslept.
  5. Drink a Red Bull.
  6. Drink another.
  7. Steal your cousin’s Porsche. It’ll get you to the mall faster.
  8. Throw a flash bang grenade into the store to disorient other customers. Steal their shit.