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Student Home for Break Gives Up All Hope for Self-Improvement in Record Time

TRENTON, NJ -  Freshman Kevin Weaver may have gone home with exciting plans about all of the books he was going to read, emails he was going to send, and classes he was going to prepare for, but as soon as he stepped in the door of his New Jersey home, smelled his mom’s home cooking, and started petting his dog, all of those plans went out the window.

Mankiw Enrolls in Expos 40 to Overcome Fear of Public Speaking

Cambridge, MA – Harvard professor and conservative economist N. Gregory Mankiw announced via his blog, Greg Mankiw’s Blog, that he will be enrolling in Expos 40: Public Speaking Practicum to overcome his fear of public speaking.

Throughout decades of serving as course head for Economics 10a and 10b, students frequently reported that Mankiw could not deliver an entire lecture without fleeing the stage in distress, forcing a guest lecturer to speak in his place.