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Five Questions to Ask that Aren’t “What Are You Doing This Summer”

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  1. How much/little money will you be earning this summer?
  2. How many internships did you get rejected from?

Elm Yard UC Candidate Promises Development Plan for Scotland

In his revolutionary one-paragraph candidacy statement released earlier this week, Undergraduate Council (UC) Freshman Representative candidate from Elm Yard, Tim Peterson, has unveiled a plan for the development of Scotland if the region votes to become an independent country.