By Your Insecurities

Wow! You made out with a girl tonight! You’re probably feelin’ like quite the hot shot. A girl put her mouth on your mouth for an extended period of time! She was even pretty cute.

Too cute…

Definitely too cute to have made out with you voluntarily…

CAMBRIDGE, MA -- As the weekend approaches, eager students get ready to settle back into another semester of disappointing and uneventful Friday nights on campus. Tonight, undergraduates across campus will gather to engage in various social events. Whether students prefer to silently drink vodka in dorm rooms, or attend poorly executed themed parties, Harvard truly has it all.