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I'm just a alert (yes I'm only an alert)

Help! I am the Presidential Alert and THE PRESIDENT IS IN TROUBLE!

Presidential alert
 Citizens, the president of the United States of America has fallen, and he can't get up! I repeat: President Trump cannot get up! It is an emergency at the national level! 
 
Bring your arms! Bring your legs! Send the legs and arms of a local firefighter! Gather the nearest lever, wheelbarrow, and man-sized bucket! Dangle a corn chip enticingly above our president to motivate him to GET UP!