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I Am the Hero America Needs During Coronavirus

Rob Gronkowski
by Drew Rosenhaus, Rob Gronkowki's Agent

 
‘Sup, homies? My name is Drew Rosenhaus, but you can call me the GOAT of NFL Agents. You’ve probably heard by now that Rob Gronkowski, my prized cattle–uh, I mean client–is coming out of retirement and joining Tom Brady in Tampa Bay. And all I have to say to that is, you're welcome, America.