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“Don’t Spend It All in One Place,” Says Idiot Grandpa Who Just Gave You $5 for Your Birthday

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Clearly under the impression that a gallon of milk still costs 10 cents and that your affection is equally cheap, your idiot grandpa reportedly slipped you $5 for your birthday yesterday while advising you not to “spend it all in one place.”