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Could You Guys Find Something Else to Gaze At? I’m Getting a Little Uncomfortable

the moon

Look, I really love orbiting the Earth. It’s a beautiful planet (well, was much better before you people started screwing with it). But all that aside — could we talk about this ‘gaze up at me in the night sky’ business? I’m starting to feel a little uncomfortable.