To the Editors of The Crimson:
To aid in the furious thinking going on in the administration for a name to replace the title of "Professor Harvey C. Mansfield '53", Satire V would like to propose a College competition to decide a suitable replacement.
To start things off, we will offer a few possible new titles, including:
"Hunky Manslice";
"Husky Mensfeet";
"Hardly Meatfilled";
"Hippy Monsoon"; and
"Pompous, Condescending Marshmallow".
