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Leslie Kirwan

Preliminary Draft of Winter Weather Advisory - FAS to Remain Ajar

12/1/19

Hi Claudine! Here’s the first draft of the Winter Weather Advisory to go out to the students tomorrow. As a former member of the Harvard Advocate, I’ve taken a few tasteful creative liberties to really whet the students’ appetite for the oncoming lack of snow day. Let me know what you think! 

x Leslie 

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To my dearest members of the Faculty of Arts and Sciences community, and to those with whom they cohabitate~

 

Report: Leslie Kirwan Fucking Loves Weather

Leslie Kirwan
CAMBRIDGE, MASS.—Reports surfaced this week that Leslie Kirwan, the Dean for Administration and Finance of Harvard University, fucking loves weather.
 
Kirwan's first 17 emails—announcing that the Faculty of Arts and Sciences would have a decision soon about whether they would have a decision soon about whether they would soon be deciding to close operations due to snowfall—merely indicated that she has a passing interest in whatever is coming out of the sky at any given moment.