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Jonas Brothers Stranded in Year 3000 After Time Machine Breaks
THE YEAR 3000 – After their neighbor Peter built a time machine and transported them to the year 3000, members of the boy band The Jonas Brothers are now stranded in the future as the machine's flux capacitor malfunctioned.
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