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Breaking

and entering

epidemic

It’s Okay, No One Was Coming to Your Event Anyway

coronavirus

by COVID-19

I couldn’t help but notice the tear rolling down your cheek as you hit delete on the Facebook event for the two-week reunion of your daughter's christening over concerns of my ability to lay waste to the human species. But let's be honest. You didn’t have to do that. No one was coming anyway.