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Questions We Would Like to Hear Asked at the Last Presidential Debate

Trump and Clinton contemplate our Very Important Questions.

LAS VEGAS, NV -- The final presidential debate between Republican nominee Donald Trump and Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton is this evening at the University of Nevada, Las Vegas. Ahead of the debate, we at Satire V compiled a list of burning questions we would like to hear the candidates answer:

  • Bro, do you even lift?
  • How many golf balls fit in a Boeing 747? 
  • What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
  • Aleppo: animal, vegetable, or mineral? 
  • What's the deal with airplane food?
  • For who would fardels bear, to grunt and sweat under a weary life, but that the fear of something after death, th'undiscovered country from whose bourn no traveler returns, puzzles the will and makes us rather bear those ills we have than fly to others that we know not of?
  • What is the fewest number of licks that you personally promise to use during your presidency to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
  • What is your plan for not making the nation go through this again four years?
  • Who farted?
  • FMK: Rosie O'Donnell, Alicia Machado, Ivanka Trump?


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