NEW HAVEN, CT -- After the Yale College Republicans endorsed GOP nominee Donald Trump for President today, Satire V obtained an exclusive list of other things the Yale Republicans endorse. Here is just a small sample from that list:
- Recording videos with iPads at concerts
- Pigeons
- Keeping the plastic cover on furniture
- Racism (apparently)
- The "Unfortunate Incident" in Armenia
- Safe spaces (from Mexicans)
- Eating pizza with a knife and fork
- Unpaid internships "for the exposure"
- Açaí berries
- Blackberries
- Blackberries (the phones)
- Watering down salad dressing when it's almost empty
- Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
- Dunkin Donuts' new small-batch cold brew
- Segway tours in popular tourist locations
- Slow walkers
- The White Walkers
- The Hobbit trilogy
- The Great Pacific garbage patch
- Dyson airblades
- Mean Girls 2
- Swai
- Yale
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