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Secret Cabal Manipulating Public To Achieve Global Hegemony Surprised At Lack Of Difficulty

NEW YORK, NY – At a clandestine meeting in their Manhattan penthouse headquarters, members of a secret cabal working towards total control of global political and financial systems were puzzled at how easy it was to manipulate the majority of the world’s population into unwittingly aiding the group’s wicked machinations.