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Breaking

and entering

post-breakup

Match 19 for the Newly-Single

Nothing beats breakup blues like getting out there, which is why we’ve curated this list of potential matches for you, the newly single.

 
Match 1: Ashley, your ex’s bestie

Risky but you do have a history. During some of the most important moments of the last few years she was there, peripherally.