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Hey! Just Wondering If You Had Any Time Today to Do Your Fucking Job

Hey there, buddy! Just wanted to make sure you're feeling ok and aren't too overwhelmed (by the jackshit you're doing for this project)!

Hey there! Just reaching out to see where you are in finishing your part of the project that counts for 30% of our grade lol. I know you’ve been like super busy lately, or at least I assume that’s why you haven’t responded to any of us for the last four fucking days, but I just wanted to touch base with you and make sure everything is ok! :P And if you have time today, it’d be super awesome if you could do your goddamn fucking job.

Actually, you don’t even have to do all of it! The rest of the group and I have done most of your part since we have no idea where the fuck your ass has been all week (except for your snapchat about that party. Fun!!), but there’s just that one section that literally none of us can do since you took the notes for it that we really need you to actually fucking complete. :)

Again, totally get that you’re probably crazy busy. Lol aren’t we all! Well, thankfully it’s been a pretty easy week for me to do 70% of the work on this bullshit project — all I have to do all day is wash my hair and sometimes eat. Oh no lol wait, that’s my cat :3 I have 5 classes, a job, and 3 extracurriculars just like everyone else on this hell campus yet I still managed to do my part and most of yours, but yeah haha just let me know when you’re free to do some actual fucking work!!!!! 

I mentioned to our TF that we (you) have been struggling lately, but he doesn’t give a single flying fuck. :/ He said we already have 4 late days for this class, 2 of which we’ve used at this point and that’s all we’re getting evidently, so we (you) really just gotta buckle down and get this done! 

Anyway, thank goodness the semester is almost over, right?? We’ll finally be done with this project and your lack of communication and responsibility won’t be able to fucking ruin my entire life any more hahaha! 

Lol ok talk soon you utter piece of shit!

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