CAMBRIDGE, MA - With the deadline for Senior Theses drawing near, students across campus are scrambling to submit their tomes of wisdom in time. However, a thesis isn't complete without an appropriately engaging title to separate the culmination of your attempt at academia from the multitudes. Satire V has curated our favorite titles from this year's collection:
I'm Not Sayin' She's a Gold Digger: Economics and Gender in 1850s California
Snowed In: the Psychosocial Impact of Dandruff
Blue Moon: Understanding Werewolf Emotions
Putin on the Moves or Russian into Things? : Russian Foreign Policy after Yeltsin
Hold Your Horses: A History of Equine Domestication
It'll Grow on You: Body Hair and Ectoparasitism
You’ve Got to Know When to Fold ‘Em: Instruction in Origami
A Tail of Too Cities: A Study of Visual Processing Dyslexia in Boston and New York
He Gave Him an Otter He Wouldn’t Reuse: The Excesses of the New England Fur Trade
Say Hello to My Little Friend: Salutatory Dialogue Between People of Differing Heights
The Retrovirus: Viral Disease in the 1970s
Euler? I Hardly Know Her!: The Sex Lives of Eighteenth-Century Mathematicians
What's Love Got to Do With It: Child Sex Tourism in Thailand, 1985-1999
500 Days of Summer: Climate Change and the Distortion of the Seasons
Who Would Cross the Bridge of Death Must Answer me these Questions Three, Ere the Other Side he See: An Investigation of the Air Speed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow
Did Nazi That Coming: The Hidden Agenda of Political Movements and the Rise of Fascism in 1930s Germany
Shanks for the Memories: Long-lasting Psychological Effects of the American Prison System
Pokemon the Movie 2000: Actually Just an In-depth Analysis of Pokemon the Movie 2000
Colorless Green Ideas Sleep Furiously: Failure and Frustration in the Modern Environmental Movement
50 Shades of Spay: Traumatic Sterilization in Domestic Animals
1984: How Big Brothers Impact Their Younger Siblings' Development
A Stitch in Thyme: The Prominence of Herbal Materials in Traditional Weaving
Orange You Glad I Didn't Say Banana? The Asian Citrus Psyllid's Crippling Effect on the Florida Orange Industry
Please Dear God Just Let Me Graduate