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Lesser Known Celebrities at Harvard

Ms. Jones, demonstrating pluck. Source: http://www.regentbook.com/Pdetail.asp?PItem=RS918

            We all know the daughters of CEOs, the nephews of barons and princes, and the Kennedys. But you may be surprised to find out that some of Harvard’s best and brightest are actually long-lost, lesser-known celebrities. Here’s a list of our most notable:

 1.      Junie B. Jones: This spunky eight-year-old is a junior in Cabot, on the women’s rugby team and still resents her elementary school teachers. She’s a girl on a mission to prove to her parents that she can do psychology and that she is a big girl.

2.     

Kevin Gnapoor: Turns out he’s real! He’s not just everyone’s favorite Indian from Mean Girls; it was a real live person who acts just like that! A sophomore in Dunster, Gnapoor is still trying to be a DJ.

3.     

Jim Suttle: Jim Suttle is actually the 60-something mayor of Omaha, Nebraska. For his age, he does a surprisingly good job at pretending to be 18-year-old Minnie Wilson in Stoughton. Boys love her…him.

4.     

Rachel Maxwell: A senior in Eliot, she’s not a celeb yet, but she’s going to be when she shows the world that she’s figured absolute zero for real this time.

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The bear from Ted: Yeah, who’d have thought?

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