1. Turn your zoom breakout session into a zoom makeout session
Remember you can’t spell quarantine without U R A Q T
2. Love is in the share
Ask to screenshare and have tabs open to “am I too good at sex” or “how to be less understanding and emotionally intelligent.” Be sure to act embarrassed, but not surprised.
3. Claim “host” ownership, then remove the professor and all the other students except your crush and pretend like it's destiny
