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Britain Accepts Clair Foy as Queen Until Charles Passes Because Fuck That Guy

Claire Foy
LONDON—Britain collectively agreed this week to pass the crown onto Clair Foy until Prince Charles passes.
 
Foy, who portrayed Queen Elizabeth II in the hit Netflix series The Crown, was one of many candidates for the role. Others included anyone who had ever appeared on The Great British Baking Show, Prince William and Duchess Kate's unborn third child, and just about any bloke on the street who did not treat Princess Diana so poorly.