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The American Nightmare

Other Things Jeb! Bush Has Called "America"

After GOP presidential candidate Jeb! Bush posted a photo of a personalized handgun on social media with the caption “America” that was met with resounding support and rousing patriotism, Satire V sent its crack investigators to find out exactly what else Jeb! feels symbolizes the Land of the Free. These colors don’t run, baby:
Flyover states
Supersonic 5.1-Channel Surround Sound
Stephen Colbert (And So Can You)
The Germanic languages