Shiny Metal Objects Extending from Food May Be Correlated to Never Being Seen Again
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Dr. H. Oly Mackel*†, Dr. Y. Ello Fin†, Prof. R. Edsbestcatch2, and Dr. C Hicken-Ofthesea.,2
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1Department of Physics, Atlantis University, Atlantis.
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2Tuna Farm, The Cannery Center, Osaka, Japan.
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*Corresponding author. †These authors contributed equally to this work.
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Abstract
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In this paper, we, the greatest scientists to swim the seas today, propose an original theory that the presence of small curved shiny things (from now on referred to as “hooks”) among food may be correlated with “Spontaneous Fish Ascension Syndrome” (aka “Where Did Craig Go All of A Sudden Disease”). This disease claims approx. “We don’t know but not a few” fish each time period and would be concerning if our memory lasted long enough to allow for conditioning.
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