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Martin O’Malley Visits Qdoba, No One Notices

O'Malley, poised for a presidential run, has been touring the nation's (second-)best fast food chains.

Cambridge, MA—Last week former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton made headlines when she ordered a burrito bowl at a Maumee, Ohio Chipotle and no one recognized her.

In advance of his speech at the JFK Jr. Forum today, former Maryland Governor Martin O’Malley stopped by Qdoba in Harvard Square and also went unrecognized.

“I thought I’d surprise the everyday Americans of Harvard Square, just like Secretary Clinton did,” said the soon-to-be Democratic presidential candidate, O’Malley.

Security camera footage shows O’Malley, accompanied by his entire staff, ordering a smothered burrito to go.

“We were totally surprised that no one recognized the governor,” said Harry, O’Malley’s staff. “This is quite literally the third Qdoba where the governor and I have gone unnoticed. Just wait until these people find out Gov. O’Malley ordered mediocre Mexican cuisine in their presence. They’ll be astonished!”

When Qdoba cashier Jeremy Fischer was informed that he had just served the Martin O’Malley, he responded, “Nah, I’m pretty sure Martin Lawrence is black.”

Other workers at the Qdoba reacted with what observers have described as “complete disinterest,” or even “active apathy.”

O’Malley finally admitted that he plans to tour the nation’s Gloria Jean’s Gourmet Coffee and Little Caesar’s Pizza locations in the hopes he will find “at least someone who doesn’t mistake me for a younger Dennis Quaid.”

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