After a recording of Donald Trump making misogynistic comments about women emerged this weekend, many in the Republican Party have denounced the party's nominee. Some believe the already-fragmented GOP has reached its breaking point. But just how bad is it? Satire V has compiled a list of things that are in better shape than the Grand Old Party:

• The Hindenburg
• The Titanic (post-iceberg)
• Titanic (post-three hour mark)
• Print journalism
• The Bull Moose Party
• Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's marriage
• Donald Trump's marriage(s)
• Blockbuster Video
• Harvard University's endowment
• Yale University
• Hillary Clinton's immune system
• The American middle class
• Rudy Giuliani
• Rudy Giuliani for President 2008
• Chris Christie
• Chris Christie for President 2016
• Celebrity chef Guy Fieri
• The polar ice caps
• Russo-American relations
• The country as a whole before we started this hellish nightmare we call an election