NEW YORK, NY — Since the election of Donald Trump, the nation has seen a rise in public declarations and demonstrations in favor of white supremacy. For many journalists and media outlets, the problem lies not in the racism itself, but what to call it. Thus, The Associated Press is releasing a new style guide, "1001 Ways to Avoid Calling Something Racist," at the beginning of the new year.
“The only thing that makes people more uncomfortable than racial segregation, disenfranchisement, and economic exploitation is racial language,” Associated Press chairman Steven Swartz says. “As a news agency, we move with the times, and now is not the time to be calling people racist.”
Susan Sullivan, a senior employee in the standards division at NBC News, has applauded the move. Earlier this week, the company received flack for sending internal memos that encouraged avoiding the use of the word racism in reporting.
“We then reverted to spraying journalists with water any time they uttered the word racist,” Sullivan explained. “But honoring this style guide will allow us to avoid reliance on Pavlovian methods. It will also reinforce our misguided reporting ethics, in which ‘objectivity’ relies on the false equivalence inherent to ‘both sides’ rhetoric, but that’s just an added bonus.”
In a Twitter review of the book, Rep. Steve King (R-IA) wrote, “What’s in a name? That which we call a racism by any other name would smell as sweet.”
The Associated Pressreached out to the Asian American Journalists Association, the National Association of Black Journalists, the National Association of Hispanic Journalists, and the Native American Journalists Association for comment. However, following the lead of fellow media outlets, we decided their racial bent renders their perspectives biased and therefore unfit for inclusion in this article.
A sampling of The Associated Press stylebook’s anti-racist racial vocabulary can be found below:
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Flirting with racism
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Guided by racism
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In the spirit of racism
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Of the racial persuasion
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Vacationed with racism
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Racism’s old lab partner
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Race adjacent
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Racially inclined
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Racially aroused
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A win for white supremacy
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Racism’s third cousin twice-removed
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Racially suggestive
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Racially fraught
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Racially saturated
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Racially imbued
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Not white people’s problem
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At the intersection of white supremacy and colonialism’s legacy
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Inspired by racism
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Neighboring racism
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Climbed racial mountains
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Flew racial skies
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Racially pixelated
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Cloudy with a chance of racism
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Situated near racism
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On a racial campsite
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Racism’s old buddy boy
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Taking a cruise on race street
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Visited by the ghost of racism’s past
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Racial cruising
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A racial christening
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Fanning the racial flames
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Racial tendencies
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Racism-fed beef
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Racially fertilized
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On the crest of racism
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Eggs served racism-side up
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With racist precision
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With racial intentions
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With a dash of race
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Seasoned with race
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Racially seasoned
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Vacationing on racial islands
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Reduced fat racism
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Zero calorie racism
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Socially racist, fiscally racism
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Your friendly neighborhood Racism
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In a racist ballpark (but not Fenway)
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Grabbed a meal with racism
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A pinch of racism
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A passing acquaintance of racism
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Racist in name and actions only
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Responding to economic anxiety
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Sleeping with racism
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In a complicated relationship with racism
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Sauce and Racism on the side