After months of complaints from dissatisfied students asking for new and improved social spaces, University officials have announced the opening of a new social space geared specifically towards undergraduates – the Pusey Interhouse Tavern, or the PIT. 

 Smartly located in the center of Harvard Square, with easy access to Pinkberry, Starbucks, and the subterranean Harvard T Station, the PIT is sure to be a popular venue among Harvard undergraduates. 

 “I’m really glad the administration has finally delivered on their promises, and given students a great place to hang out in the middle of campus” said sophomore Billie Talbot.  

 The PIT is a student’s dream, featuring stairs, brick benches, a newsstand, and occasional live music, while warm updrafts of air from the T station provide a mellow atmosphere.

 Added Talbot: “The brick benches are great places to meet new people, like those two Vietnam vets!  But one of their dogs bit me. I might have rabies.  But hey – I’m right next to UHS!”

 Harvard alumni applauded the new PIT, which was built on time and under the allotted $10,000 social space budget. 

 Only Dean Dingman criticized the PIT, remarking that the FDO would have made a far superior social space, due to “superior keg access” and “waterbeds.”