CAMBRIDGE, MA--On Tuesday, members of the committee reviewing Harvard's General Education program released a report proposing a dramatic overhaul, and a portion of the report enumerated a number of new course offerings. Satire V found a list of the new courses while completing the morning rounds of rummaging through recycling bins outside of administrators' offices. We have reproduced it below.
- Empirical and Mathematical Reasoning 60: How to Tell Time on an Analog Clock
- Science of Living Systems 135: A Trip to the Morgue
- Empirical and Mathematical Reasoning 210: Home Economics
- Aesthetic and Interpretive Understanding 55: Oodles of Doodles: How to Navigate Scheduling, Time Management, and Telling People That You’re Not Available
- Aesthetic and Interpretive Understanding 112: Making Art in Your Parents’ Basement
- Ethical Reasoning 2020: Investment Banking and You: A Harvard Tradition
- United States in the World 97: Coping with Group Projects through Unilateral Action
- Empirical and Mathematical Reasoning 314: How to Have Your Pi and Eat It Too
- Aesthetic and Interpretive Understanding 72: Emails and Females: How to Convey Tone Digitally
- Culture and Belief 420: Introduction to Rastafarianism
- Aesthetic and Interpretive Understanding 73: Paint by Numbers!
- Culture and Belief 57: How to Stop Worrying and Love Your Problematic Uncle During Thanksgiving Dinner
- Societies of the World 33: Getting Laid During Study Abroad
- Science of Living Systems 63: Roaches and Rodents: Dormitory Biomes
- Visual and Environmental Studies 80: Loitering
- Ethical Reasoning 101: Making Money in Markets Without Morals
- Science of the Physical Universe 101: Quantum Field Theory
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