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Grab-n-Go Dining: A Message From Huds

Grab-n-Go Dining

AHHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK OK GUYS FUCK OK.

OK.

FUCKKKKKKKKKKK.

THIS IS BAD. DO NOT STAY CALM. DO NOT STAY CALM.

WE WERE SO CLOSE. WE GOT SO FAR. WE THOUGHT WE COULD MAKE IT. FUCK. FUCK!!!!!!

STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM EACH OTHER. YOU ABSOLUTE DIRTY FUCKING ANIMALS. IF YOU WANT TO EAT, TAKE THAT SHIT ELSEWHERE. ELSEWHERE!!! EAT YOUR BUTTER CHICKEN IN A HAZMAT SUIT. MIX YOUR CHOCOLATE MILK WITH PURELL. GODDAMMIT. GODAMMIT!!

IF YOU DON'T KEEP THIS FUCKING SHIP AFLOAT FOR TWO MORE GODDAMN DAYS WE WILL FUCKING KILL YOU.

WE WILL FUCKNG. 

KILL YOU.

Thank you for your cooperation.

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