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Who Said It? Pope Francis or Jaden Smith?

Like Jaden Smith, Pope Francis has pondered, "How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?"
Take SatireV's newest quiz! Answers at the bottom.
 
  1. Grace is not part of consciousness; it is the amount of light in our souls, not knowledge nor reason.
  2. You Can Discover Everything You Need To Know About Everything by Looking At Your Hands
  3. Right now, we don't have a very good relation with creation.
  4. You Think You Get It. YOU DONT YOU DONT YOU DONT!!!!!!!
  5. This is me, a sinner on whom the Lord has turned his gaze. And this is what I said when they asked me if I would accept my election as pontiff. I am a sinner, but I trust in the infinite mercy and patience of our Lord Jesus Christ, and I accept in a spirit of penance.
  6. I love tango, and I used to dance when I was young.
  7. I'm for truth, no matter who tells it. I'm for justice, no matter who it's for or against.
  8. When Life Gives You Big Problems, Just Be Happy You Forgot All Your Little Problems.

 

 

Answers: 

  1. Pope Francis. The first pope from South America, Francis provides spiritual guidance for over 1.2 billion Catholics throughout the world.
  2. Jaden Smith. The son of Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith has two hands, which he looks at throughout the day.
  3. Pope Francis. The Bishop of Rome has advocated for policies to combat climate change, especially in his encyclical “Laudato Si.”
  4. Jaden Smith. He thinks he gets it. He doesn’t.
  5. Jaden Smith. Just kidding—Pope Francis. I bet we tricked you.
  6. Pope Francis. He loves to tango. Loves it!
  7. Malcolm X. The civil rights leader was assassinated in 1965 by three members of the Nation of Islam.
  8. Jaden Smith. You can tell this is him because all the words are capitalized and the sentence is incoherent.

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