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Who Said It: Bernie Sanders or Deion Sanders?

The two Sanderses, pictured here, are more similar than you initially didn't believe.

Take this latest Satire V quiz: Who said it? Bernie Sanders or Deion Sanders?

1. "Sure we're in limos. We're stars. How else is a star supposed to travel?"

2. "If a financial institution is too big to fail, it is too big to exist."

3. "You don't go from a Yugo to a Benz, back to a Yugo."

4. "My God...if you want to run for President, you're going to need a gazillion dollars."

5. 'Let's understand that when we stand together, we always win."

6. "I never wear the same shoe twice"

Answers

1. Deion: In Deion's defense, there are no other means of travel available to him. That's why he never traveled on the Cowboys team jet.

2. Bernie: Deion Sanders has never seen a financial institution too big to exist.

3. Deion: Bernie Sanders still rolls in to the Senate parking lot in his '88 Yugo. Benz starts with "B", and "B" is the first letter of bourgeoisie. 

4. Bernie: Perhaps he should borrow a few bajillion from Prime Time.

5. Bernie: In fact, he once gave this speech in the locker room during halftime at the Great Farm Bill Debate of 2013.

6. Deion: Bernie Sanders only has one pair of shoes-- justice. 

Image Credit: Flickr, CBS Sports

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