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Omg! Young Joe Biden was a Total Biscotti

We here at DriveBy obtained an exclusive picture of Joe Biden when he was just a little cantuccini.
Former Vice President Joe Biden is going to be Harvard’s 2017 Class Day speaker. In honor of his future presence on campus, we here at DriveBy are taking a look back at his college days. (Can someone say fifteen crunchiest freshmen?) His looks may have changed a bit over the years, but he was looking pretty nutty when he was 26:

Still procrastinating on your p-set? Here are some facts about our former Vice President that you won’t be hearing at class day!

  1. When he was a dough log baking in the oven, he said, “I’m going to be Vice President.” Some people just know, you know?
  2. He spent a lot of time when he was young getting baked. Maybe some Harvard students would do well by following his lead.
  3. Secret Service agents have said Biden loved going chocolate dipping. You’re welcome.
  4. His middle name, Robinette, is actually Italian for "I am a delicious baked good."
Wow! We here at DriveBy are going hazel-nuts for young Joe Biden!
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