Former Vice President Joe Biden is going to be Harvard’s 2017 Class Day speaker. In honor of his future presence on campus, we here at DriveBy are taking a look back at his college days. (Can someone say fifteen crunchiest freshmen?) His looks may have changed a bit over the years, but he was looking pretty nutty when he was 26:
Still procrastinating on your p-set? Here are some facts about our former Vice President that you won’t be hearing at class day!
- When he was a dough log baking in the oven, he said, “I’m going to be Vice President.” Some people just know, you know?
- He spent a lot of time when he was young getting baked. Maybe some Harvard students would do well by following his lead.
- Secret Service agents have said Biden loved going chocolate dipping. You’re welcome.
- His middle name, Robinette, is actually Italian for "I am a delicious baked good."
Wow! We here at DriveBy are going hazel-nuts for young Joe Biden!
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