Despite
the enraged screaming of his coach and manager, Matthew Seiden,
the computer-controlled Shaquille O'Neal refuses to get back on defense.
Seiden has blamed his last five losses in NBA Street Volume 2 on the
laziness of the computer-generated O'Neal, whom he also accuses of
being "spoiled" and "lacking in desire." "The Punishtown Annihilators
are about heart and hustle," said Seiden, "and if O'Neal doesn't
shape up I'm just gong to replace him with Stinky McGraft, a 7'
10", 600-lb white guy with an afro I created. I mean sometimes it
seems like he's never even heard of the turbo button."