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8 Positions You CAN Hold During the National Anthem
The fetal position may be the most appropriate!
1. Center field
2. Downward-facing dog
3. Devil's advocate
4. 40.3399° N, 127.5101° E
5. Fetal
6. Assistant to the regional manager
7. Fiscally conservative, but socially liberal
8. Missionary
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