LOS ANGELES, CA -- In a stunning reversal, the infant child of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt has apparently been adopted by a poor Kenyan family. Jolie, whose efforts to adopt children from third-world countries are well-documented, appeared shaken yesterday after her daughter Shiloh was adopted by a couple from Kenya. According to sources close to the family, Shiloh was adopted from her crib in the Jolie home between 1am and 3am last night.

Family spokesman David McSorley confirmed that Shiloh Jolie-Pitt had indeed been adopted and is living with a family in Africa. McSorley continued that the Kenyan family had given Jolie and Pitt an “adoption note,” announcing that if Brangelina left $100,000 in unmarked bills underneath a tree in Griffith Park, they would un-adopt the child.