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Area Man Just Doing What He Loves

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SAN DIEGO, CA — Sources say area man Aidan May '20 is just doing what he loves. 
 
After spending an afternoon hanging out with his hometown friends, May reportedly laid in his bed for an hour practicing the guitar and listening to his favorite Michael Bublé album. Later, he drove to his local Sonic blasting Sara Bareilles' "King of Anything," feeling good about his classic vanilla milkshake and crispy chicken tenders.