CAMBRIDGE, MA - Reaffirming reports that have circulated since January, Kate Allan '19 announced earlier today that this week would be the one where she "catches up on work and gets [her] life back on track."

Over a hasty Flyby lunch, the sophomore elaborated, "Yeah, these past few days have been absolute hell, but I just need to make to Friday. Then I'll finally have time to do all the club and job search stuff I've been putting off. Oh, wait, I need to finish my pset first. Fuck. The online quiz is due MONDAY?"

CAMBRIDGE, MA – It’s concentration declaration day, and sophomore Elle Friedman is still just as confused as she was at the academic fair—the VISITAS academic fair, which took place two years ago.  With no other option in sight, this Thursday Friedman declared a thumb war.