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Whoa There: Area Woman Unleashes Her Inner Dominatrix by Gently Directing Partner in Bed

Damn, Julianna: we didn't see that coming! And, clearly, neither did you ;)

MILWAUKEE, WI -- Area woman Julianna Delaney shocked those around her by exposing her inner dominatrix last night when she gave her boyfriend, Jared Kogan, a few tips about how to better satisfy her sexually.
    Kogan reportedly balked at Delaney’s request that he “go a little slower, and put your hands on my back,” and ran out of her apartment. In a statement to the press, he expressed his surprise and dismay at his partner’s unmasked kinks, saying, “She should have told me if she’s looking for a sex slave. What’s next - she’s going to put me on a leash and whip me?”
    Sources say Delaney and Kogan’s sexual encounter had been going relatively normally up until Delaney’s power grab: after oral sex that brought Delaney nowhere close to climax, Kogan had begun his usual routine of rapid-fire thrusting. According to Kogan, it was jolting to be interrupted with such an unusual request, and without any warning.
    “Yeah, Julianna’s into some freaky shit,” reported Ron Huang, a local librarian who dated Delaney for a few months last spring. “When we were together she was so controlling in bed, like, ‘Would you kiss my neck?’ or ‘Could you get on top for a little bit?’ Call me a prude, but I’m just not comfortable being dominated like that.”
    When approached for comment, Delaney seemed genuinely surprised by claims of her outlandish kinks. “I was just trying to be helpful,” she told reporters. “Don’t guys like a woman who knows what she wants? I thought sex was supposed to be a conversation between two enthusiastic partners...”
    After recovering from his initial shock, Kogan expressed his willingness to try domination with Delaney “if she really, really, really wants to.” He remains unsure, however, of whether he is ready to indulge some of her more out-there perversions, like female pleasure.

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