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Please Take My PSY15 Survey!

Hey Quincy,
 
Long time no talk! Just wondering if you'd be willing to take my PSY15 survey. I know I emailed you about this last night and the night before that and the night before that, but I'm willing to sweeten the deal with a promise that you'll receive my firstborn kid.

It will only take 8 seconds, and you'll get a buttload of gift cards!
 
What year are you?
1. Freshman 
2. Sophomore
3. Junior
4. Senior