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Please Pick Up Your Fucking Prescription

Dear Valued Customer, Please Pick Up Your Fucking Prescription

By CVS

 

9:15am:

Hi, this is your local CVS pharmacy!  Your Rx order is ready for pickup. Prepay now to use Rx pickup express lane.  Thank you and see you soon!



9:17am:

Hi again!  We see it’s been two minutes since receiving our last text.  Can’t make it to the pharmacy? Simply neglecting your health?  Go to our website to sign up for home delivery! Hope to see you soon!



9:29am: