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Satire V's Oscar Predictions

Ahead of the 89th Academy Awards, Satire V has made some predictions about this evening's big event:
 
Instead of presenting its annual awards, the Academy will unveil the curtain to reveal 30 people named Oscar in the Los Angeles area.
 
President Trump will resign in the middle of Jimmy Kimmel's biting monologue about him.
 
Natalie Portman will give birth onstage in a once-in-a-lifetime performance art piece.