ATLANTA, GA-- At a Carter Center press conference in Atlanta on August 20, former President Jimmy Carter confirmed that he is in fact still alive.

 

“Yep, here I am,” said President Carter. “In the flesh.”

 

Carter’s announcement was met with shock and confusion from the public.

 

“What are you talking about?” said Cambridge resident Henderson Pierce. “Jimmy Carter died in, like 2004. It was on TV and stuff.”